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lameboob:

they worked so hard to slip that in

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snapchatting:

*acoustic cover of your text post*

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ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

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yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

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teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

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snaps7:

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queernymphadora:

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riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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