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phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via sniffing)

lazeramsey:

instead of calling your partner ‘babe’ or ‘baby’, try using one of these unique pet names:

  • munge bimp
  • drippy spaff
  • vibrating munt
  • fudd dunker
  • bodge
  • peef rimgar
  • gog noggler
  • nandy rewman
  • smear aroma
  • terry

(via stereofeathers)

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

(via jesuschristvevo)

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sixthrock:

quantumstarlight:

conflictingheart:

If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

The snail

This photoset made me so happy. You go, lil snail.

YOU DID IT

(Source: innocenttmaan, via stereofeathers)

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: shigenee, via stereofeathers)

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