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frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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(via yaesthetic)

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

(via pizza)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via thefangirlwhowalkedthroughwalls)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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